hi-def-doritos:

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charming-tothelast:

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manasaysay:

hi-def-doritos:

A while back I heard my friend (male) insult another dude by saying, “You look like the kind of guy who wouldn’t go to Wal-Mart to buy his girlfriend a box of tampons” and I still think about that crowning insult sometimes

My dad once called another guy “someone who thinks loading the dishwasher once in a while makes him less of a man”

I like your dad already

one time my dad’s boss was giving him shit for always leaving work early so he could get home and help my mom with me when i was a newborn and his boss said “i’ve never changed a diaper in my life” really proudly and my dad responded “i’d be ashamed to ever admit i was that worthless of a husband”

oh WOW

This is by far my most popular post.

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This is so fucking important.

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When I die, take my ashes and throw it in white people’s eyes

Bet y’all assses would see color now

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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accurate 

Omfg

*screams in agreement*

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^ THAT PART!

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i have a whole universe in my mind

aquarius, pisces, leo, virgo, cancer

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954px:

you got my #,  you know where im at and you know what it is. you dont have to miss me. missing me is on you.

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